‘Its cool you’re getting laid but the bed squeaking is getting really...

‘Its cool you’re getting laid but the bed squeaking is getting really annoying’ – Letter to a Randy Neighbor reads

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Flatmates sent a letter to their randy neighbours, giving advice on how to have s3x less noisily because their squeaking bed was keeping them up at night.

In a typed note that has become an internet sensation, they penned:

“Hello neighbours.

“It’s cool and all you’re getting laid and stuff, but the bed squeaking is getting really annoying. I’m not asking you to stop. I ain’t no douche.

Tighten the screws, or tie that b***h down, have s3x on the floor or the couch.

To show we are cool with you getting laid, we have included some condoms for you to use… enjoy the s3x… try to be safe. Don’t want a kid walking around anytime soon.”

 


See the letter

Condom-Letter

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