“May You Get Diarrhea On Your Honeymoons,” Angered Safaricom Customer Rants...

“May You Get Diarrhea On Your Honeymoons,” Angered Safaricom Customer Rants Over The Companies Services (screenshots)


Safaricom is without a doubt the leading mobile network operator in the country. The communications company has the widest and strongest coverage.

Despite it’s great reputation the company has time and again had run ins with users from all over the country. If you don’t believe me go check Safaricom’s social media pages.

Well this angry customer in an angry fit did not spare the the mobile service provider going ahead to leave a slew of curses on its’ social media page. Her post has since gained wide praise and support from Kenyans online who have titled her their representative.

“I know you people have probably been told this a gazillion times but it seems witch doctors from the Congo forest stuck rolls of cotton pads in your ear canals that made you unable to hear. This daily bundles thing is a thieving scheme. I am on friggen 3G network and 150mbs won’t even last 30 minutes? Check my Instagram even. I don’t go there frequently to think that that will save my data. Politicians are here making my life difficult with the loudspeakers and lies and my network service provider has decided to slide into that bandwagon. May you guys always step on a wet spot after wearing socks. May you get pimples inside your noses. May an army of termites invade your armpits. May you get diarrhoea on your honeymoons. May all your downloads fail at 99%, may you pee in the beds of your hosts when you visit their houses and may your eyebrows NEVER match,” she wrote.


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