Easter is here and many people are already in Coast. Nairobi is deserted. Many ladies in the coast are thanking their sponsors for the weekend treat at the hot town.
One thing that has come is ‘sponsor’ and men have sponsors too- gender rules have been bent. Most ladies prefer Nigerian, Congolese or South African men since they are romantic and huge wallets.
Men on the other hand have become gold diggers giving beach boys a run for their money; they use the internet to lure old women who are either in the country or about to come for the holiday.
The only way for men to get good sponsors is to hit the gym, wear expensive attire and look good. Some women will decide to come with their ageing husbands, for a Kenyan man to get the attention wear casually, be smart, dark glasses, nice cologne, silver watch and a shiny bangle, and show off some muscles.
The white old woman will go wild on you. She will fork some good money, if you are lucky enough you will fly to her land for your good services. She will be your sponsor, build you a house in the village and a vehicle to drive when you are back in the country.